Rachel Gabel's second collection of #cowbios, Clutch Your Pearls, Girls, is the best of a year of cowbios. The little blurbs still aren't about cows, but are relatable, funny snapshots of rural women who remember their moms drinking Tab and know how to drive on gravel roads without their cd player skipping. Gabel's first collection, Light a Candle For Her, Girls, and this book both make great gifts for those hard to shop for women born in the 1900s.